Halloween Jokes

Here are some fun Halloween Jokes that I got from Halloween Jokes.

Hope you enjoy them!


Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine!

Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!

Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bone appetit!

Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store!