Here are some funny rules on a box of chocolate that a cousin sent me:
1. If you've got melted chocolate on your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices, apricots, and strawberries all count as fruit so eat as much as you want.
3. Problem: How to get 2 lbs. of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
Solution: Eat it all in the parking lot.
4. Eat a chocolate bar before each meal, it will take the edge of your appetite and you will eat less.
5. If you can't eat all your chocolate, you can keep it in the freezer. However, if you can't eat all your chocolate there might be something wrong with you. Call your doctor.
6. If you eat an equal amount of dark and light chocolate, it's considered a balanced meal.
7. Exercise is a dirty word. Every time you say it, wash your mouth with chocolate.
8. Was too hard to get/read
9. Put 'Eat chocolate' on the top of your 'To do' list. At least you'll get one thing done.
10. can't read it either
Funny, funny, funny...
